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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 04:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The odd effects a year in space has on the bodies of astronauts - supercarblondie.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Who has experienced what they called a happy accident (bestiality)?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Why won't biden give a last minute deferred action TO ALL undocumented immigrants so Trump can't deport them? Obama issued DACA, why can't Biden issue something similar that protects ALL undocumented immigrants from deportation?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?

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Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

No go.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

When does a woman know she is cumming?